Meta AI: Lo ji *Punjabi Tappe Wala Version 2.0* - Zyada tez, zyada funny 😂🥁
*KALU TE RAHNO - PUNJABI DHAMAKA*
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Kalu da munda seedha bhola,
Rahno badi sayani aa,
Kalu mangey chaa da cup,
Rahno aakhe - pehle paani paa!
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Oye Kalu, Oye Rahno,
Roz di ladayi, roz da jhagda,
Kalu di chappal, Rahno da belna,
Vekh ke mohalla hasda!
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Kalu gaya si melay te,
Rahno layi jhumka laya,
Rahno aakhe jhumka ki karna,
Menu pizza khila ja!
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Kalu kehnda Rahno meri rani,
Rahno kehndi billiyan ne dudh pee jaani,
Kalu kehnda kharcha bada,
Rahno kehndi kanjoos na ban!
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Kalu bina Rahno adha,
Rahno bina Kalu khali,
Dowan di jodi rab ne banayi,
Lakh rupaye di jodi!
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Ho gaya ready! Ab isko *TikTok / Reels* pe dhol beat pe gaa sakte ho.
Bolo to iska *3rd version - full gaaliyan wala mazakiya roast* bana dun?
Meta AI: Lo ji, ye lo *KALU AUR RAHNO KA FULL COMEDY FILM SONG* - Bara aur double funny wala 😂🎬
*TITLE: Kalu Di Rahno - Full Gaon Ki Kahani*
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Attention! Attention!
Gaon Walon! Kalu aur Rahno fir lad paye ne!
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Kalu utheya savere 8 vaje,
Rahno aakhe 5 vaje uthna si,
Kalu bole thand badi ae,
Rahno bole - uth ja, warna paani sutna si!
Kalu di vesthi mein 3 ched,
Rahno da suit nava-nava,
Kalu kahe menu vi de de,
Rahno kahe - pehle kam kama!
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Oye Kaluuu... Oye Rahnooo...
Ek chhat ke neeche do toofan,
Kalu ka hukka, Rahno ka drama,
Dekh ke bhage saara jahaan!
Oye Kaluuu... Oye Rahnooo...
Roti ek, bhukhe do,
Kalu takke saalan nu,
Rahno saari kha jaave oh!
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Rahno gayi parlor te,
Kalu di jeb khali kar gayi,
500 da bill ban gaya,
Kalu da BP high kar gayi!
Kalu gaya bazaar sabzi lain,
Aalu laye 1 kilo,
Rahno bole - Aalu ki khane,
Ja Chicken le ke aao hello!
Kalu bole - Rahno sasta kha le,
Rahno bole - Kalu, tu kanjoos ae,
Kalu bole - Main majboor aan,
Rahno bole - Tu bas bewaqoof ae!
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Kalu da mobile Nokia purana,
Rahno da iPhone mangna,
Kalu da cycle da chain utreya,
Rahno aakhe BMW le aana!
Raat ko Kalu kharate mare,
Rahno suti nahi jaave,
Rahno belna chak ke bole,
Chup kar ja, nahi te main aawan!
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Chachi aave samjhane,
Chacha aave chhudane,
Kalu Rahno aapas vich,
Phir ik duje nu manane!
Shaam ko dono ikathe,
Chai peene beh jande,
Mohalla kahe - Dekho dekho,
Phir se pyaar karan lag pye!
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Kalu kahe - Rahno meri jaan ae,
Rahno kahe - Kalu tu samaan ae,
Par dil se dono kehnde,
Tu hi mera jahan ae!
Kalu Rahno, Rahno Kalu,
Jodi upar wale ne banayi,
Ladde, jhagde, phir vi naal,
Yehi to sachi yaari ae!
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Kalu: Rahno, chai bana de...
Rahno: Kalu, pehle bartan dho ke aa!
_Dhin Tanaaa!_
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Ab batao, is pe *Audio Song* bana dun dhol beat pe ya iska *Cartoon Video* wala script likh dun?
