You better watch out, you better not cry
You better hold your nose, I'm telling you why
A super stinky fart is in the air!
It’s wafting through the living room
It’s stinking up the tree
Evan blames the reindeer
But Grandma says, it’s pee-yew to me!
Pee-yew to me
Pee-yew to me
Grandma is knitting, sitting so still
But Evan just let out a poop-smelling thrill
A super stinky fart is in the air!
The stockings all sway, the dog takes flight
Even the fruitcake quits the fight
A super stinky fart is in the air!
It’s wafting through the living room
It’s stinking up the tree
Evan blames the reindeer
But Grandma says, it’s pee-yew to me!
Pee-yew to me
Pee-yew to me
Down down the chimney, old Santa came
He smelled that big fart and called out a name
He laughed so hard, he shook his hat
Said, “Save that smell for the North Pole pack!”
It’s wafting through the living room
It’s stinking up the tree
Evan blames the reindeer
But Grandma says, it’s pee-yew to me!
Pee-yew to me
Pee-yew to me
